"My neural net has trust issues" - 100% cotton nerd t-shirt
Regular price
€29,99
"Deploy or die trying" - nerdy hoodie
Regular price
€49,99
"I debug, therefore I am" - nerdy hoodie
Regular price
€49,99
Description
Who would have thought the softest sweatshirt you'll ever own would also have a truly geeky design? This classic streetwear hoodie is perfect for chilly evenings in front of the computer or AFK missions, with a convenient front pocket and a warm hood.
• 100% cotton exterior
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front kangaroo pocket
• Fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat laces
• 3-panel hood
• Raw product from Pakistan
⚠️ A wise nerd's note: It runs a little small. For the perfect fit, order one size larger than your usual size.
On-demand production
This product is made only after you place your order: it takes us a little longer to deliver it, but this reduces overproduction. Thank you for choosing wisely and contributing to a less laggy planet.
Traceability:
- Weaving — Pakistan
- Dyeing — Pakistan
- Production — Pakistan
• 0% hazardous substances
Recommended age: adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
✅ General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) Compliant: This product meets EU standards for flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates.
For product security questions or technical information, please contact us at **hacktoplasma@gmail.com**
• 100% cotton exterior
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front kangaroo pocket
• Fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat laces
• 3-panel hood
• Raw product from Pakistan
⚠️ A wise nerd's note: It runs a little small. For the perfect fit, order one size larger than your usual size.
On-demand production
This product is made only after you place your order: it takes us a little longer to deliver it, but this reduces overproduction. Thank you for choosing wisely and contributing to a less laggy planet.
Traceability:
- Weaving — Pakistan
- Dyeing — Pakistan
- Production — Pakistan
• 0% hazardous substances
Recommended age: adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
✅ General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) Compliant: This product meets EU standards for flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates.
For product security questions or technical information, please contact us at **hacktoplasma@gmail.com**
Size guide
| Chest Width (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| THE | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 1/2 | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| Chest Width (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| THE | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |