"Ask me about my cache" - 100% cotton nerd t-shirt
Regular price
€29,99
"My neural net has trust issues" - 100% cotton nerd t-shirt
Regular price
€29,99
"Powered by bugs and caffeine" - 100% cotton nerd t-shirt
Regular price
€29,99
Description
The ultimate tee for those who want to code in style or simply dominate nerdy streetwear. This 100% cotton unisex tee has a structured fit, clean edges, and pairs perfectly with layered outfits. A timeless classic, now with a true dev twist.
• 100% cotton (some color variations: Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester)
• Weight: 170–180 g/m²
• Open-end yarn for added strength
• Tubular fabric (without side seams)
• Neck and shoulders reinforced with tape
• Double stitching on sleeves and hem
• Raw product from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh or Mexico
⚠️ Note for picky users:
- The White color may appear slightly creamy.
- The Natural color may have dark spots in the fabric, this is normal.
On-demand production
It's made only when you order, reducing waste and overproduction. Thank you for choosing wisely.
Traceability:
- Yarn processing — Honduras, Dominican Republic
- Dyeing — Honduras, Dominican Republic
- Packaging — Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, Dominican Republic
Security and compliance
This product complies with EU standards for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde. Two-year European warranty.
For technical or security questions, please email us at **hacktoplasma@gmail.com**
• 100% cotton (some color variations: Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester)
• Weight: 170–180 g/m²
• Open-end yarn for added strength
• Tubular fabric (without side seams)
• Neck and shoulders reinforced with tape
• Double stitching on sleeves and hem
• Raw product from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh or Mexico
⚠️ Note for picky users:
- The White color may appear slightly creamy.
- The Natural color may have dark spots in the fabric, this is normal.
On-demand production
It's made only when you order, reducing waste and overproduction. Thank you for choosing wisely.
Traceability:
- Yarn processing — Honduras, Dominican Republic
- Dyeing — Honduras, Dominican Republic
- Packaging — Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, Dominican Republic
Security and compliance
This product complies with EU standards for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde. Two-year European warranty.
For technical or security questions, please email us at **hacktoplasma@gmail.com**
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| THE | 30 | 22 | 18 1/2 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 1/2 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| THE | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |